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  Lengthening the "Conclusion of this system of things."

  by Cynisister in

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  hello, i'm new, and for the present must put on the appearance of a loyal witness for the sake of family, but by patience is wearing quite thin these days.

  more about me at another time.. has anyone noticed that the wts has once again changed the meaning of "generation" in the newest watchtower (feb. 15, '08 issue)?

  they are connecting it in a weird way to the brothers of joseph.

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  Extending the already over-extended length of a circumspect doctrine of a generation. Sounds like New Light to me.
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  I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO GROW UP IN THIS "SYSTEM"

  by rache31 in

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  2. friends

  oh, how many of us heard that we wouldn't make it to graduation or get married in this system?

  i thought i wouldn't grow up.

  no one talked about preparing for the future.

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  Well, they were right on my account. I STILL haven't grown up!!! Ain't gonna either. :)
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  Special announcement next week?????

  by seek2find in

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  it was announced at the meeting last night that next week all should be in attendance at the service meeting as a special important letter will be read.

  this is in addition to the letter about the district convention.

  any idea what it's about?

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  knock knock

  "going to read a special letter..."
  
  K is a special letter. Maybe they're going to read the letter K?
  
  Yeah, a special announcement is like a car alarm. A false alarm.
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  alleged "Greatest Prank Call Ever"

  by knock knock in

  1. social
  2. humour

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5z4vs26-ti .

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  probably not real but a very funny premise.

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  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5z4Vs26-TI
  
  Probably not real but a VERY funny premise.
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  Something fishy re: Bhutto attack..

  by avishai in

  1. social
  2. current

  i think somethings fishy.

  they're now saying that she died as a result from falling and hitting the roof of the car.

  now, i saw pics taken a few seconds before the attack, and she was sticking out 3 feet tops.

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  HOW MANY BEETLES WERE THERE ON NOAH'S ARK?

  by badboy in

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  any ideas?.

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  No Beetles but there was one Stone. There was also one Door on board.
  
  Now aren't you sorry you asked?
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  Another email I got. warning gag alert

  by loosie in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i guess they think that this illustration will make people pioneer.. .

  some brothers wonder, why should i pioneer?

  they reason, jehovah is merciful, and there will be many who are not pioneers that will make it into the paradise.. .

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  Rutherford said he had "made an ass of himself" so it is up to all witnesses to follow his example. Is that the correct moral?
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  WTS TRYING TO GET MONEY FROM THE HOLOCAUST!!!

  by whereami in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  read this on another site.. application for holocaust funds.. .

  http://www.swissbankclaims.com/pdfs_eng/...rbible.pdf.

  united states district court for the eastern district of.

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  knock knock

  In some cases, the SS-run camps could, in themselves, be considered commercial enterprises that benefited from slave labor. Because the Witnesses had been in the camp system for long periods of time, they sometimes worked for the camp administration, but without due compensation, of course.

  Sounds just a tad bit like Bethel to me.
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  Why does my cat drool saliva when he purrs?

  by Fisherman in

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  i have a cat that cannot stop purring when he is with me, when i carry him or put him on my lap he drools saliva all over me.

  he cannot stay still on my lap.

  he moves all the time and demands to be petted all of the time again and again.. this is the only cat that i have ever owned.

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  knock knock

  I've had one cat that drooled. He drooled all the time. He'd sit on a table and drool till the drool touched the ground. I have the video somewhere to prove it. He lived to be about 12 or 13. He ate plenty of natural meat that he himself caught - but did not properly bleed. It's not often you'll run into a cat named Slobbers but I had one and he lived up to the name.
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  Possible scene for book. Opinions needed: DEATH OF PASTOR RUSSELL

  by Terry in

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  2. experiences

  pastor russell lay dying.. outside the sleeper car pampas, texas flatland spun by like a charabanc ride.. fits of shivering and cramps wrenched his gut throughout the long night.

  the cup of hot tea at bedtime had soothed and left him drowsy.

  later, cramps took hold and wrung him out.. his spectacles lay carefully folded beside his bible like a dead spider.

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  knock knock

  Very good. I started reading the second helping and just thought it was like a twilight zone episode and he was having a second dream. Similar to Groundhog Day also I suppose.
  
  I also remember reading about Russell being dressed in a toga to die. I don't remember where though.